The porn will strike you down with a vicious blow!

Wait wasn’t it yahoo that initially killed the porn?

I’ll ask my gf to measure it in an hour or so, I’ll keep you posted

They do actually, it’s just that they convert it to Celsius right before displaying the value on the screen

Ooh that’s pretty rad!

Wet feels cold, it’s a law of nature

Love that curious raised ear. Did you also measure how much of a good boy they are?

At the very least it’s safe to say I have a scrotum

Aww ^^

Ohh yeah, the hood vent should do. Will check tomorrow!

Just because nobody asked:

Update: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes

Oh no, I’ll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(

I have you tagged as Mister Balls now

Sideways on the sofa

What’s a gas range?

For fucks sake

No wheels or topics here, but a whole collection of hot sauces straight from the fridge

A drop of Tha Bomb: Beyond Insanity on a plate also looks quite disappointing

However, put some of that straight into my mouth and let me tell you, I’m in a world of regrets right now.

Everyone knows snow is sterile, so you don’t even need the 5 second rule

Oh my, I’m flattered