LargePenis [he/him]

Good morning everyone from Beirut, Lebanon. I’m taking a car to Damascus today, straight to the land of the Lion. I was coincidentally in Burj Hammoud with my cousin last night, which is an Armenian neighbourhood in the eastern edge of Beirut. Tensions are very high for sure, two older Armenian dudes got into a fist fight in a street cafe while arguing about Pashinyan. Which reminds me, you’re probably getting a cuck n chad ranking next Monday, with Pashinyan and the Armenian diaspora in America competing hard for the cuck spots.

On another note, this whole counter-offensive thing really sucked. Progress is so damn slow that I haven’t even learned new names of random villages in Zaporozhye for weeks now. 100 days in and we’re still talking about Kamianske, Robotyne and Verbove

Wait this Jackson Hinkle dude just turned 24. He looks so much older. Can’t even hate him anymore, he’s just a young confused guy.

I will enter and leave Syria with my Lebanese passport through the Lebanese-Syrian border so that no knows that I’ve been there. On paper, I’ve only flown to Beirut, nothing else.

No cuck n chad ranking this week, maybe next week as well unless something funny and cool happens. I’m travelling to Bashar Al Assad’s based Syria this week and staying for a while. I’m changing jobs soon and got a relatively fat paycheck for doing that and also around two months off in between jobs. So I decided to take my wife to Syria and Lebanon, where it’s quite cheap, and I live for free there with random family members, and I sort of got addicted to the Middle East when I last visited. In exchange for no rankings, you’ll get cool stories and possibly some pics if the internet situation permits and I feel comfortable doing so. If I die in an American or Israeli airstrike on Damascus, tell Bernie Sanders that he’s a cuck and bury me next to Prigozhin.

Just wanted to share a funny Libya/Gaddafi/Green Book story from my Syrian-Lebanese communist uncle. When my uncle was studying engineering in the USSR in the 80s, his roommate and best friend was an Iraqi guy from a relatively poor family who also got a grant to go study in the USSR. The Iraqi government back under Baathism used to give thousands of grants to young Iraqis to go study in mainly Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and the USSR. This guy was Shia muslim, from a religious family with secret Persian ancestry that my uncle only found out recently about, when talking to his old friend, who kept it hidden all this time.

Anyway, this guy’s family get into a conflict with a local Baath Party office because of some religious incident, which snowballs into this guy’s brothers getting arrested. The Baath dudes also cancelled my uncle’s friend’s grant in the USSR, which was around 200 USD at that time. Suddenly he’s dirt poor, with half his family in prison in Iraq. He decided to toughen up and survive the situation, as he needed to stay in the USSR to avoid going back to Iraq without a degree and then drafted for the Iraq-Iran War.

When his situation worsens later and he starts to starve with no money, he comes up with a master plan. Libya had awful relations with Saddam’s Iraq in the 80s, so this guy showed up at the Libyan Embassy in Moscow and presented himself as an Iraqi dissenter that likes the Libyan system. A week later they call him and tell him to come to the embassy. They give him nearly $1000 in cash and a whole box full with copies of Gaddafi’s Green Book, on the condition that he promotes the book to other Iraqis. He accepts the offer of course and survives excellently on that money until the Iraqis reapprove his grant. He then actually worked in Libya for a few years, and he was directly contacted by his local Libyan embassy because his name had been registered as a “potential engineer” in a list somewhere.

New cuck n chad ranking. Slimmed international section as things have been slow.

Russia - Ukraine cuck n chad power ranking

International cuck n chad power ranking

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced that he has dismissed Defense Minister Oleksiy Reznikov.

Reznikov was already internally ranked as a beta male, he will now be relegated to full on virgin cuck. After doing the most cringe begging routine since last summer, Zelensky now throws him away easily and he will take it like a cuck.

Seems like the positive Ukrainian momentum that started a few days ago in Zaporozhye has stalled again. They’re wedged in the low ground between Robotyne and Verbove, and are pretty much surrounded by Russians on the high ground by three sides. Ukrainians have around a month to reach Tokmak now, rain season will start in October, which makes larger mechanised assaults way more difficult. I wonder if Russia has any plan for offensive operations soon, or maybe they will continue absorbing the pressure until next summer.

That makes him more based tbh, he’s doing low effort trolling for max revenue and attention

🚨🚨 Coup underway in Gabon and looks like it has mostly succeeded

Instability in Gabon even more damaging to French imperialism than Niger in a way. Niger has been battling instability for decades due to constant military shenanigans and jihadists swooping in and out. Gabon on the other hand has been extraordinarily stable under the military dictatorship of French lapdogs Omar Bongo and Ali Bongo. Omar Bongo was president for 42 years and did nothing but enrich himself, his friends and French companies. Infant mortality is shockingly high for example, while the oil boom money was used for a 800m presidential palace and mansions in the French countryside. When he died in 2009, power was transferred to his equally corrupt son Ali Bongo. The seeds of discontent were already planted in 2016, when Ali Bongo was reelected in a hilariously corrupt election and there were large protests across the country, which ended after a violent crackdown by the military. Good day for us Hexbears, an L for France is a W for humanity

I get your argument about Putin. My reasoning behind Putin not getting a better ranking is that he indirectly created the conditions for the uprising, barely did anything on that day, allowed Prigo to roam free in St. Petersburg and Belarus after the coup attempt, and then killed him in a such cowardly manner instead of arresting him and executing him in the Red Square like a chad would do. All that makes Putin a cuck imo, especially after not even having the balls to go to South Africa for the most BRICS summit ever.

Prigo gets that little grace period after death where we remember the good and funny in a person. Next ranking will feature a more objective view of Prigo’s beautifully complicated psst.

New cuck n chad rankings, a bit late this time as I’ve been busy with work. This edition is dedicated to Prigozhin, a chad that God took too early.

Russia - Ukraine cuck n chad power ranking

International cuck n chad power ranking

Riyadh:— Saudi King has given green signal to the construction of a nuclear plant in Saudi Arabia by China.

As an Arab, I’m loving all these unexpected W moves by the Gulf monarchies. I’m so used to these guys just folding and being America’s best lapdogs, especially when it culminated in the embarrassing normalisation of relations between Bahrain/the UAE and Israel. Now I can’t believe that MBS through pure chaos might actually change the entire world order. Let’s go, I’m ready for this ride.

Russian opinions on various leaders of Russia/USSR throughout history:

Interesting notes for people that can’t read Cyrillic:

Peter the Great is clear number 1, Catherine the Great is 2nd.

Stalin comes in at 3rd place, with 65% having a positive view and only 20% having a negative view

Brezhnev is in 4th place, and Lenin is sadly in 6th place :(

Dead last is Yeltsin of course, and 2nd last is Gorbachev of course, with nearly 2/3 of the population openly hating them, once again confirming how much of a tragedy the dissolution of the USSR was

You know what? I’m happy for them. 80 days of non-stop running into traps and they can finally see the first real defensive line. I’m also morbidly curious to see if the hyped Russian defensive line can withstand a massive assault. Russia’s objective seems kinda clear at the moment, hold on for a month until mud season starts without losing Tokmak, then the offensive is pretty much dead.

I miss Surovikin hopefully he can come back and be cool again

Fuck I thought I made a decent name

Hopefully BRICS+ Pro Max can now rig the election in Argentina so that libertarian Latino Trump loses. Iran + Saudi joining forces is incredible, and hopefully it does also calm down the brewing rivalry between MBS in Saudi Arabia and MBZ in the UAE

yeah I’m a big fan of BRICSUSESEA how did you know

TrueAnon 10 rules for doing a coup:

Never go to a second location

Always get the interior ministry post

Never get in a helicopter/private plane

If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you

If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later

Never give up your nukes

Never release opposition political prisoners

Never let the opposition delay elections

If someone starts to get into German runes drop them