I don’t see the big deal about headphone jacks. If you really want wired headphones, stick a dongle on the end of the cable and leave it there. It’s almost exactly the same, except you can’t charge and listen at the same time - not really something I would worry about.

surrounded by people

I would literally prefer to put myself in a human sized toaster than live amongst people.

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Catchy.

Original

Also the image has been heavily edited and crispified.

By Chris (Simpsons Artist) and not dirk_starr

Good luck using colons in a filename.

It stifles innovation in the same way that museums and libraries stifle innovation ie. in no way