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Eat 1/3 of calories from protein (improves immune system, improves healing rate & mood, your blood has amino acid levels like sugar, respect them). Substitute simple sugars (2-10% thermogenic calorie loss in digestion which also correlates to low prebiotic value) for complex carbs (~30%). Eat more fiber. Just buy some dextrin it’s a lot cheaper than produce.

Eat potassium (spinach, cabbage, potatoes, milk, oranges, NOT bananas you’d need 12 daily) and iodine and a multivitamin (lacks both in USA) so you stop feeling a weird craving for food that never can be satisfied.

I’m flattered thank you. I’ve enjoyed my time on lemmy immensely so far.

I meant I have a weak will when it comes to this

You know what? I was arguing in bad faith. But now I know you want to fart on people.

I break down and start using the totally awful ones with no privacy when I need to access people on them. Like everyone else. :(

I still use reddit because my city has a bunch of hookup subs. I had to block almost up to the 1000 user limit, but I’ve met three people off there. Would be even easier if I wanted a threesome with a reddit married couple (I’m good!!!)

But I don’t use it for anything else lmao

Viruses can go thru pants, for sure.

Yea they do spread by farts. I’m saying I’m not as sure about bacteria.

Do you need a link?

Why is that more far fetched than sneezes? It’s wet airborne biological matter you expel from your body.

Why do you think people’s natural reaction to farts is digust? Is that something people should be breathing in? Especially in an enclosed environment with such bad ventilation you have to inhale ass exhalations?

I know viruses spread very well. Covid for instance

People get viruses like RSV + spread so much and they don’t even know

Wearing my comfy lil shorts 😩 I got a big ass and u kno

It’s actually a very easy way to get other people sick, unfortunately.

I wasn’t aware I got to draw a line

Now ask the AI. Best I’ve seen it get was 1.5 countries (the half score being “Kingdom of Eswatini” like bro that begins with an E)

Clarification. You do not under any circumstances have to hug and kiss the taliban

Screenshotted 😉

I’m going to immediately assume India will lose they can’t commit to shit

Ask it how many countries in africa begin with the letter k

I’m making fun of you for being ineffectual cowards, the ceremony is unwarranted. But, thank you for rejecting my application for hexbear minister of defense I did not actually apply. Enjoy yourself

Oh jeez I guess you felt kinda attacked by the way we were going after this guy who uses the same rhetorical strategy as you whenever you’re stumped.

Let me clarify.

Chapotraphouse was banned from reddit for brigading. Don’t you think you’ve come full circle now?