Nah, it’s your sanctimoniousness that earned you your downvotes. Had you just said, “Try oat milk, it lasts longer without spoiling” or something like that, people would be more likely to respond positively than when you roll in just judging people. Prick.
So I guess it’ll Washington national guard he activates for Portland next.
No you can’t, they all closed down.
For 2 years I was like next time…
I gotta agree with the other guy. Not an impulse buy if you were thinking about it for 2 years.
It legit bugs me that the bottom text is something Scorpio never said.
Hammocks!
Don’t lie and say you wouldn’t try a pierogi shell stuffed with spaghetti.
Ok, but what if instead of stuffing the pierogies with potatoes, they stuffed them with spaghetti?
BORTLES!!!
Damn, I just finished a rewatch of Reservation Dogs 3 days ago. RIP Maximus.
“I’m gonna miss you, spit brother.” “I’m gonna miss you, spit brother!”
The ep where Homer gets up, dances, and spells out the name of the city all to the tune of baby elephant walk.
Too much improvisation. I’m more of an nba jam kinda guy.
We could get some Vegas style betting odds going on this.
Vaccines, 2:1 (Best odds cuz this is just the de facto conspiracy theory for it)
5G signals, 4:1
Chemtrails, 8:1
Immigrants, 3:1 (gets a boost from being the big boogeyman of the admin currently)
Wokeness, 20:1 (Seems too vague and nonspecific to be a valid choice, so long odds, but still giving it much better odds than the 10000:1 this one deserves, cuz honestly who knows what they’ll pull out of their asses with this.)
Flouride, 12:1 (RFK has said some dumb things about Flouride before, but I’m not really expecting this one.)
Antidepressants, 6:1 (He’s blamed them for the existence of school shootings, why not autism as well?)
Pasteurization, 15:1 (Only drinking raw milk will keep the autism away!)
Without spoiling anything, there is an act 3, but act 2 is by far the longest.
The radio? But there’s so many commercials!
I’ve been watching a lot of Josh Johnson stand-up. I don’t understand how he’s so prolific that he’s putting out a completely new set every week at least, and maybe even every show he does? https://www.youtube.com/@JoshJohnsonComedy
Damn, I guessed wrong, I thought it was gonna be 
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Fuck ICE and all, but does anyone know the name of the song playing in this video? Seems like it’s right up my alley from this 30 second snippet and I’d like to hear more.
Damn, this was a book?! I remember it as an after school special.
Since he lost his job already, I’d love to see Subway give Dunn a lucrative ass contract to be their new spokesman.
I know they won’t, cuz they don’t wanna get boycotted by MAGA, but watching them meltdown is also exactly the reason I want to see it happen.