Just did. “People With Tattoos I Wanna See”

“As soon as I get my next check and pay off my payday loan and pill guy”

Same for us guys with “Your Name” on our asses

Ok, thanks. And thanks for the info.

Yes

I don’t, and that was the last one. If there were an easier way, I’d use it.

Go ahead and report that for me though if you don’t care. 'Preciate it.

Dear mod:

You know, it would be really helpful if you would actually write a reason for removal instead of just “chill” or anything else unhelpful. The second one actually helped me understand what I did wrong instead of making you look like a sensitive little baby.

And I didn’t copy/paste anything; I retyped it because dude asked what I said. So eat my dick, or be more helpful.

Removed by mod

Wow can’t even talk about jerking a dude’s dad off in here. I thought this was 196 not 1984

I’m going to learn how to orgasm!

I’m doing my part!

Removed by mod

I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY

I’m reporting this. Not beautiful. Very painful. Make me cry.

You know what they say: “A Beautiful Mind starring Russell Crowe me once, Bobby Fisher sleeps at night”

I didn’t catch that! I was too transfixed by Him

Is that John Goodman? Damn, he’s in everything! (Including CHUD, as a cop in a diner at the end)

I about shit when I saw him

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?