Recruiter: hey I have a job for you

Me: ok great send it

Recruiter:

Other recruiter: I have a job for you. Here is the description.

Me: Oh perfect, I meet or exceed every single requirement on this description, and this is also my current job title

Recruiter: we decided to move forward with candidates who are a better match for the role

Me: ok

Recruiter: reposts job a month later

I would absolutely not put it past Google to get in there and do that. My god I hope the FTC puts their head on a pole, I know the odds aren’t great but ohhhhhh it could happen ohhhhhhhhhhHHH

I really felt like I just worked and sat around.

2 or so years ago I finally got more time in the day, and a better, less stressful job, finally. I have been using a lot of that extra energy to make funny videos on the internet, something I wanted to do since like, 2006. I really couldn’t do it when I was stressed out and poor. That’s why almost all people who make videos online are pretty comfortable or maybe even loaded before they even start.

I’m not even getting crazy with it or investing a ton of time, not making any money yet, although soon I will be making 3, 4, maybe even 8 cents a month in a few months or so, because I’m at like 9k followers and they give you money after 10k, wowie. I don’t think I’ll ever make real money on there because there are only a handful of people making real money and they post completely general-appeal videos, I will never do that

It’s decently fulfilling. Some of them are actually really funny, a couple serious ones but mostly just fun positive vibes. It’s just recreational art that uses some of my strengths, as opposed to like trying to make music or paint or something, which for me particularly, would have required a much bigger time investment before I would be at all proud of it, and I’d probably never like a drawing as much as a funny video tbh

The majority of people murdered by cops are murdered indirectly in the great pachinnko machine of poverty and deprivation. The direct killings are the enforcement mechanism for the indirect killings. Just imagine the number of families any police officer destroys over the course of their career, think of how many lives spiral out of control because of them, how many people see their health utterly destroyed, how many premature deaths stack up

more women cops

Ah but you see, none of those rules individually can prevent all negligent discharges, so following any of them is definitionally nonsensical. What? Why yes I do be snorting Ivermectin

Anyone tried incredible violence?

That is my only blocked community ever. It can be really funny, but the not-insignificant cognitive load it adds to scrolling the site is not worth it.

Y’ever watch a theater production of Beetlejuice and it just gets you GOING??

Good to know that existing and being gay at the same time is an evil and sexual act, but publicly masturbating next to children isn’t

50/50 brief emo phase

😍he hates the British that much huh?