Another way to help people care about privacy is to tell them, “Imagine if all the things you watch on ‘The Hub’ got released and everyone from your workplace to your family knew”

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Knock off Mario brothers

It’s not true admin privileges, windows won’t let you delete system32 the normal way, Linux on the other hand will tell you good luck and bail as you delete everything

Time to boot up the old windows 98 machine from the closet and start making my own modern app alternative.

I honestly forgot about that despite it being big news here for like a week or two

Clippy, now powered by chatgpt

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!!!

What store are you in?

Go to the next aisle

I think it wanted to say “malware protection” but the lies got perfectly cut off

You need some uranium to cook it all the way

If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

I recently watched Godzilla Minus One, honestly I liked it more than all the newer Godzilla movies with other titans

Apparently not, I’m not as chronically online so I’m like still in 2015 era, heck I recently ditched all my playlists and started listening to songs from 1960s like Elvis Presley

Never heard of that subreddit, then again I wasn’t on Reddit for long when the API migration began

Removed by mod

Gotta own a data center for your 3 million tabs

I deleted 5 seconds after posting because it was stupid, I bet you are the only one who actually seen it from notifications or the like.