I don’t know what your argument was exactly, but you make zero sense here? Going from an average lifetime reduction to “kill 2.5% of all newborns” just isn’t the same

So what would you think would be an appropriate response? A flogging?

A zero indexed array doesn’t have a different length ;)

I think you also get to keep it if you get citizenship through marriage

Can you not simply have a hashing algorithm that results in a fixed length hash?