SoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]

omg as a drinker ppl have suggested kratom to me, ive thought about it but i’m scared of the prospect of withdrawals (alcohol withdrawal is a thing too ofc, but ive taken breaks and while the quantities im drinking are unhealthy they dont seem to be enough to cause withdrawal)

if i could tell my younger self one thing it would be to start taking imodium sooner you slimy assed little dolt

did an abysmal jobs on my nails last night lmao though the color scheme is still swaggy. debating whether to hard reset or just touch these mofos up

I am the opposite of a fuckboy to clarify it is just sort of how the aesthetic fell into place that’s all

not sure why Vampire Fuckboy is the look that makes me feel coolest & hottest but here we are…

They happened a few weeks apart actually and only with these two people! The first person I managed to catch on whatsapp (the conversation went poorly but I definitely wasn’t blocked), in this case today I’m just not sure. I had my buddy block me temporarily just to test and the messages went through on my end but as text messages rather than iMessages. must just be a super weird coincidence.

has anyone ever had a text send blank with just the time of day and nothing else underneath it? it’s happened with two former love interests now so I’m wondering if I’m blocked, but that also doesn’t make sense because if you block someones number its supposed to look normal on the blockees end so that they don’t know (and also me and my ex still need to keep in touch about a bunch of logistics so it just wouldn’t make sense). wtf is going on its so weird that it happened to be my two failed romances

Hell hath no fury like a softboy scorned

Crazy how quickly this went from the best job I ever had where there was a genuine sense of friendship & community to everyone hating each other and militantly icing each other out lmao

In my journey to becoming a music taste cliche I regret to inform ya’ll that 100 Gecs slaps

Is there gonna be a new Death Grips or do ya’ll think they’re just touring for fun and for $$$?

ur spitting homie

lmao I’m a fucking dumbass. matched with two cuties on Hinge months ago and thought I was in a zero match wasteland on the apps b/c I was confused by the UI and didn’t realize they were matches (and this was when my cover photos were way worse). Ah well, learning lesson but kinda funny what a dumb dumb I can be

Posted in bulletins and news by accident (classic):

Getting singled out at work for productivity shit even though I’m if anything a bit above average for my department (we all slack off). Liked seeing my boss get salty when I called a union rep into our little private talk

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Ya I ended up just embracing the slop because I read the shit that gets on yr fingers washes off in the shower lol

lmao my relationship with Come and See for the past 3 years 5 (?) years

gonna paint my nails black soon…but intimidated because it’s my first time and I am not a very dexterous man lol. I will very likely do a slop-ass job of it.

Wage labor is the big one

Most fun voice to do an impression of at karaoke, hands down