The Shane

Boom chika wah waaah!

Green M&M is hot, with very long legs!

Make a pouch for over your shoulders, then you don’t even have to hold the cat-in-the-bag.

Cats are AH’s.

I would have expected that the owner of the submarine pieces would be footing the bill for this. After all, he is at the head of this fuck-up.

NTA.

A rental inspection is simply a quick fly-through by the agent. It’s not like they need to pull up the carpet to look for water damage.

I think your flatmate is a little dramatic, and sounds like he lives with a “glass half-empty” kind of vibe.