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Media pundits are blaming THE LEFT for the worst electoral sweep since Walter Mondale, but really, this is the fault of ALL AMERICANS.

If ALL AMERICANS weren’t so STUPID we would have had A COMPETENT LEADER in charge of this genocide.

Corncob season is going on really long this year.

Awwwww! Lil’ Marco’s back! He was my favorite character from Season 1!

That’s not strange. Hexbear regularly swaps admin accounts out for privacy reasons. It’s not a practice that I’m particularly fond of, but it is what it is.

Also, this whole situation is bonkers.

I don’t see how things get much worse than “rounded up and placed into extermination camps” but ok.

you’ve gotta be a real dipshit to go into a warzone where there aren’t even cum extraction units to jolt your prostate for your ex-wife to not use

I’m on an airplane right now to vote for the fourth time in Michigan. Hoping to hit all seven before polls close!

edit: We have a short layover in Chicago? I guess I’ll vote two more times just for fun!

You should have invested in NFT’s instead of ships. At least then you’d have gotten a jpeg!

Personally, I make sure to regularly ask President Xi to send nukes whenever I am near a smart appliance.

To be honest, they’d probably get a kick out of someone that might understand them and their thought processes better than the average neurological person.

I think you meant neurotypical.

But this is totally me and my nephew! My god, I could geek out over magnets and dinosaurs with that kid for days. I’ve almost got him convinced that the Paw Patrol are cops at best and class traitors at worst. And I guess I’m also teaching him my speech and language coping strategies that I had to learn the hard way, back before autism was even recognized as a real thing.

We don’t know who struck first—Us, or Them—but we know that it was Us that scorched the sky.

But, at what cost?

mort de rire @ anglais stupides

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Fucking demonic.

That’s fucked.

No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.

World of Warcraft fans seething right now.

I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!

@[email protected] Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.