My wife be watching 90 Day Fiance and sometimes I catch myself unironically watching a whole episode with her. Shit is buckwild

you can work to live or you can become dependent on others to support you, but somehow you’re gonna need to eat.

Its not hidden, its just shy

Damn yo, i think i might be an anarchist

If you eat it regularly then you become accustomed to it, but when you stop for awhile it no longer appeals

Lol

lol yeah traumatize her family by showing up unannounced to take their mother away, while also undermining their mother’s authority as a parent. Just another day in the line of duty.

If a man be man, cause I was then. AMEN 🙏

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

I live in a 30,000 square foot mansion with no bathrooms

This looks delicious. Soup weather is my favorite time of year, much to my wife’s chagrin.

Peak face-eating right here.

Intelligence is not easily quantifiable (dont you dare get me started on IQ) so its pointless to worry about how you stack up in one area. Ive met a genius nurse who cant spell restaurant without spell check. I know engineers who cant visualize a 2D drawing in to 3D space. I think im pretty smart, lots of conceptual thinking comes naturally to me but I hate chess. It doesnt make sense to me. I suggest thinking about what you are good at, rather than what you’re not.

No one tell Nintendo about Yarisute Mesubuta…

GN is the goat

I regret sharing a country with 70 million racist idiots; I dont give a fuck about their regrets

He was talking about miscegenation, FYI. Lovecraft was pretty racist.

put literally anything on a pizza and watch me continue to live my life unencumbered. Italians are too wrapped up in a national identity of tut-tutting other countries that change their precious recipes.

Well its a white person this time, so maybe people will actually give a shit

Real life is fucking depressing