It’s not.

He gave a girl herpes. That’s why he got tested and sued.

Also, you got me thinking of “Carlos Danger”.

You can live with me on a ranch. You just have to go to my weird religious services and do all the work without pay. It’s super worth it. /s

I can’t believe a miss the fucking office.

“Rotten Manngos” is the opposite somehow. Let’s jump into a giant Stanley cup.

Average family guy, youtube, “thumbnail.”

Russians are really bad about impersonation. Both sides keep changing their arm bands for ID because of that. That’s why they’re using replaceable ducktape. They’re temporary. If you stick with one color, the enemy impersonates you. It’s a colour code. I know that’s morally wrong, but that’s what’s happening. There’s also NO chance that helps with identifying your limb /s. I’m not a combatant, but I’ve been following Ukrainen info lines for a while. They talked about it once. I’ll edit if I can find a source.

Edit: I can’t find the example of a soldier talking about the arm bands, but here’s some evidence (I saw it, but it was removed):

“During the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Ukrainian ground forces started to use reflective yellow armbands, similar to yellow reflective belts used in the U.S. Army.[2] Later, they switched the armband color to blue (the other color of the Ukrainian flag) to prevent Russians from infiltrating their ranks.[3]” Wikipedia

“Russian forces have used red, as well as gray, white cloth, neon green, silver reflective bands, and black and orange ribbon. The black and orange ribbon is a reference to the Order of Saint George, the highest military decoration in the Russian Federation. The colors of the ribbon are said to symbolize war’s fire and gunpowder, the death and resurrection of Saint George, or the colors of the original Russian imperial coat of arms.” Wikipedia

I don’t blame them for hiding the exact info. Loose lips sink ships.

Edit 2: Here’s an article with the person who gave the info:

https://www.indiatoday.in/world/russia-ukraine-war/story/exclusive-change-of-colours-in-ukraine-camp-to-foil-infiltration-by-russia-saboteurs-1924688-2022-03-12

My fiancé likes them

I can’t tell if these people are real or just trying to justify their laziness. Don’t respond to people who call you a radical. Think about every issue and make the choice for yourself. We had two candidates. Vote TODAY, protest tomorrow. I HATE that we’re picking our poison, but we’re all on the same ship. For some reason, 50% of the country wants to sink that ship, but what do I know?

This is why I don’t have kids yet.

Yeah, 2015 (kind of). How’s the couch? Apparently, Mr. Bojangles is still alive. I’m on the couch too, no judgment lol. Also, he’s really kind if you hit him up. PM me. I don’t want to get doxxed. I’m not sure if that means anything to you. If you know me, you can look at my username and know who I am. I say some pretty radical stuff on lemmy, so I’d prefer to keep my cards to my chest.

I use them, but I live on ranch so everything is “french country”. Everything is wood and covered in rugs and doilies.dailies, or how ever the fuck you spell that word that means the lacey things they put everywhere.

My bio teachers last name was “MoCock.” His wife’s first name is "Love."We just called him,“Mr. Mo”. I think it’s crazy she took his name, lmao.

Dick riding Obama, Obamaaaaa

That doesn’t apply here. That’s the only thing I could think of. “The Boondocks”, if you’re wondering.

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Dude, that’s child molestation. “Fast forward 20 years, and I didn’t even realize I had the opportunity to be abducted.”

CGP Grey started a cult similar to Pythagoras’es. Convince me, I’m wrong.

Stone can even form hexagonal pillars/ patterns. I don’t know why people are surprised. It’s called columnar jointing (for my example).

Try Superman

Articles often point out why comics like this are relics of their time, without explaining why they’re wrong today. Sorry for the lack of humor.

Edit: I’m drunk and fell down a rabbit hole, ignore me.

I’m sorry you weren’t able to find your prostate answer. I hope your day wasn’t ruined.