I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I would LOVE to see other comedians rip on him.

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

No. I’m Spartacus.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

He Force Knew. Duh.

NEEMA? It sounds fine. Dems are trying to do something and you bitch about the name.

I HATE this guy. He’s NOT funny. He used to post hours of heckling “clap backs” on reddit and none of them were witty or funny. Post after post of garbage content thinking he is witty.

Fuck this guy and his garbage act.

but it doesn’t feel like Wonder Womans time to shine right now

It could be if they made a good game.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Invincible S.3

Gladiator 2

Mo S.2

Your comment brought a lot to the table today. Thank you for making it.

I’ve been binge drinking on the weekends for 20 something years and I stopped drinking 11 days ago and it’s going well. I feel optimistic. It’s intimidating, but for the first time I’m not afraid of the thought that I can’t drink in the future. I’m excited for it. I don’t HAVE to not drink. I GET to not drink and it feels different this time.

This guy is in to Telsa. Like enough to make an account for them. Odd.

Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.