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9 hours agoI think I can manage bottom dysphoria if I can find a way to never have spontaneous erections again 🤔
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Cake day: July 25th, 2020
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41·23 hours agoLie surgery
these shorts have unlocked a new level of dysphoria 🥲
My girl shorts arrived and I’m in love with the way I look in them 🥹 but I might have to get tucking panties or some shit like that if I ever want to wear them outside my bedroom 🥲 I was worried medium might be too small but it’s just right and maybe even a little loose lol
Buᛋᛋ Aldrin
Only way to make up for this loss is to get a femboy roommate IRL 😔
They turned Jesus into She-sus
42·5 days agoThey did the meme
cartoon villain shit
MRSA? Like the disease?
1·16 days agoMetal Gear
Respect is earned, not given 😤
He’s not the president America needs, but the president it deserves
And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is Donald Trump and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Donald Trump. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Donald Trump. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
9·19 days agoHamas soldiers have VATS
10·23 days agoRammstein mentioned
The theory on that (the spike then fall in trans mega posting) that I’ve been keeping in my back pocket is that “I Saw the TV Glow” becoming available on VOD in July caused a spike in eggs cracking. But maybe it’s just projection lol
Historically, even BCE, Autumn is my favorite season. It just makes me feel all wistful and shit so I’m (a little) less online, and maybe it’s the same with others.