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I just got a job at a place that does batch interviews. You go through the process, then they tell you they want to do an interview. You get a text or email with slots available and you and every other applicant fights for one of 50 interview slots available.

It’s a competitive job so you have to click the link within 5 minutes or you don’t get a slot.

I missed the first one (slots were all full) but I got the second round. Came in with all the other applicants, did the interview, got hired.

It’s certainly degrading and dehumanizing to go through this process, but for companies who have tons of applicants, they can get away with it.

What are you replying to? I don’t give a shit about fratricide. A woman orgasming because the fetuses inside her are murdering each other is the part I have a big problem with.

Jesus fucking Christ what sick man wrote this?!

I got some of those corrugated scratching boards and popped one onto the second step from the bottom and another onto the top of the stairs and he never deviated from the scratchers after that.

My favorite part of the “before” picture is the 4 mugs.

Same energy as telling an alcoholic, “but you’re so fun when you drink!”

The thing that makes me nuts is people justify it by, “but it’s the only place I can find (person or service).”

Back in my day! People posted their products and services on multiple platforms to reach a broader audience. If the creator you like is too lazy to market themselves, having gotten spoiled on “Xitter will do my marketing for me,” then that’s on them. Encourage them to post on other platforms in order to reach you.

They are complicit and so are you.

I meant it made me laugh, sweetie!

Usually I don’t care about simple errors but cadidate got me.

The guy who is pulling his helmet up has so much power in this moment. I’m glad for him there’s photos to prove it because I would never have believed him if he told me this story.

The 4 stages of a day off;

1. Identify day off. (It’ll be Wednesday!)
2. Identify all the shit you need done before the next following workday (laundry, meal prep, shopping)
3. Get all that shit done between now and then (looks like I’m shopping Monday afternoon, meal prepping Monday night, hitting “start” on laundry Tuesday afternoon after getting home and throwing work clothes in)
4. Day off!

This post brought to you by treating my ADHD with prescribed stimulant medication (and my refusal to take it on days off, even if that means I sleep all day because I’m all unfocused).

On the Moon, we have Momazon.

Seriously. I don’t want skub either but fuckin let people enjoy things.

Me, too!

Thank you very much! Now to binge.

I would love a source.

I’d like to throw out there that (penis size notwithstanding at all) getting good with hands, mouth, and toys is way, way better than just owning and using a penis. You wanna be fantastic in bed? Max multiple skill trees, not just the one.

Which is probably why it makes me so nostalgic for the old internet.

This is explicitly how things are explained in Harley Quinn. The irony of it is that it’s Joker who points all this out.

I am here to doubt the validity of Dr. Gotham’s degree and licensure.