If you look closely, you can see they were on Adderall. If it was weed, there’d be none left

Wooosh

This effect has been well studied and is known as Murphy’s law.

“Warning: deprecated for future release.” This is future me’s problem!

Completely agree, but let’s wait another year just to be sure /s

It’s happening to my place right now. CEO lied about raise and bonus amounts. Additionally, both were lower than two years ago (last time we got a raise) especially factoring in inflation.