66% that we know about.

This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

This was a fantasy cutaway gag where they replace Bart’s voice during testimony with Steve Allen’s . Back in the real world Bart becomes a hall monitor after the school gives him an aptitude test and suggests a career in law enforcement.

Election day isn’t the first Tuesday, it’s the Tuesday immediately following the first Monday. There will never be an election day on November 1st.

Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.

Gowron, awarding the order of the Bat’leth.

Best Tongo player in outer rim.

His name is Met Roid. That’s why the game is called Metroid.

Can we kick up the 4d3d3d3?

I’m tired of 3 hours of explosions. I want Wes Anderson’s Fantastic 4 or Darren Aronofsky doing a Daredevil movie.

Why would they have our national grammar rodeo in another nation?

Spoopy poopy

He’d still set her on fire and watch her die if it meant returning to power and avoiding prison.

Semper Fudge

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

You don’t need someone like Sean Hannity moderating. Especially when you claim you won. The answer to that is OK, how about we do the thing you claim you won again?

They’ve been proud of their cartoon candidates since Palin.

Fine, over 9 years of science. Better?

I just drop by with present for warming of house. Instead, find you grappling with local oaf.

Ro Laren goes from prison to starfleet then joins a terrorist cell within a year. She still managed to get a promotion in that span. What did Harry do that got him snubbed so hard?