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You know what they call alternative medicine when it works? Medicine.

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I signed up for a family plan a couple years ago and it’s honestly one of the last subscriptions I would cancel. I can justify it by the literally hundreds of hours of watching ads me and my family would have been subjected to otherwise.

There are plenty of other reasons to do so

My sex toy goes to a different school

Got me good

An offshoot of the LABIA?

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Lose the blackjack too

F91W will never not be supported

I think of Ace and Gary’s penismobile from Ambiguously Gay Duo

Your girlfriend has birthmarks all over her body?

The ol’ Uno reverso countersquat technique, I like it

It’s an odd position to be in; I work in the private sector but my company deals almost exclusively with government and NGO contracts, so at times I feel like I’m public sector.

What I’ve noticed is that even though the desired outcome is nearly identical for both sectors, the buzz words associated with each is what determines who responds to my job applications. As an example:

Private: IaC and Policy-as-Code, supply chain and software composition analysis, SAST, DAST, etc.

Public: Compliance automation, risk management frameworks, risk quantification (this one has generated a lot of excitement recently), etc.

This is purely anecdotal, but you may find adjusting your resume to include some of these buzzwords as applicable to the industry to which you are applying may help you get your foot in the door.

To reiterate, yes I know in the end all of these companies strive toward the same goals, whether it be passing audits or being able to demonstrate prudent security practices to clients, sometimes the hiring manager is looking for specific terminology and will discard any applications that exclude it.

Make sure to wear your favorite Music Band tshirt.

LLM just autocomplete on steroid.

Funny you should say this. I only have anecdotal evidence from me and a few friends, but the general consensus is that autocomplete and predictive text are much worse now than they used to be.

Rs: “Individual freedoms! No government overreach!”

Also Rs: “Let’s track these motherfuckers so they can be punished.”

I can’t remember, is Lithuania on Trump’s “shithole” list?

The Nodfather