Hello?

If you click this link, I’ll think about forgiving you.

Well, he will be soon he’s very ill.

Exactly.

YOU BOIS LIEK MEXHECO? YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woohoo! Pandemic 2.0 here we come! I wonder if there’ll be a covid DLC with this update?

Is anyone else really fighting the urge to climb up to the roof of really tall buildings and just hang out?

On a purpose built race track right?

I also hate motorcycles. Especially when they’re driving down my street at 2am on a Wednesday morning. Not to mention the air pollution they’re making at the same time as the noise pollution.

Good to know, thanks.

I somewhat recently learned that anything with .ml means marxist-lenninist which is the developers own instance. I had no idea it meant that, so I went and called tankies tankies on a post in the Palestine community which happened to be on the .ml instance. This offended them so much that I got a 30 day ban from all the communities on .ml I was subscribed to. I now block that instance.

Flashback to when my local grocers were selling bags of sticks and leaves for $15 each.

what if my orbs are filled with light blue magic

The beams are over-pressure outflows caused by excessive cognitive dissonance.

It’s not that it’s surprising, it’s that it’s somewhat scientifically confirmed now.

*cries in Half Life 3

Ackshually, the kunai is known as the fly chef knife to no one, anywhere.

Deutsche

I also wish we had Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism instead of Captain Botox… but alas, it is not so.