Imagine equating the desire for human rights to murder.

Free AIDS with every poop.

Even worse than a pizza party.

Gladiator

How dare you have fun with something I don’t enjoy.

Life finds a way.

I’m interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

Don’t microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

I hate this guy, but i wouldn’t wish this kind of injury on my worst enemy.

God forbid if the landlords have to actually pay for some of their own mortgage.

🤡

I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

Lauren James is God

8 years here, 90% left

It’s hardly a trickle either.

The branding is so bad 🤣

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Can you think of anything positive about the UK right now?

Damn, you didn’t even make it to the truly awful books.