now I’m falling a-sea, and she’s calling a crab

To download mods from their website, you do need an account linked to the client, this meme is not about joining servers

what did you say

Congratulations!

I love seeing ARM wrestling

with it taking that long for something the size of my fist those things better be coming out as full grown adults

Hacknet

roko’s basilisk is a type of infohazard known as ‘really dumb if you think about it’

also I have lost the game (which is a type of infohazard known as ‘really funny’)

I don’t understand what this has to do with potato salad but I can’t stop laughing

joshua graham

though lemmy’s and reddit’s shitposting communities are the same, still casually using the R word

killing nazis makes the ones you weren’t able to kill more steadfast in their beliefs, (so it becomes harder to make them stop being nazis without killing them) and it makes it easier for them to convert others into becoming nazis (such as using it as ‘proof’ that they are oppressed)

ah I probably should have realized that when writing the comment

well clearly your password does not match that

With this comment posted, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

why is it called ‘new york public library’ if it only serves downstate new york

that is less than half the state, I live in new york and there are no new york public library locations near me

are you really going to let us be beaten by new jersey? new jersey?

aside from the issues that other commenters have addressed, I think the titles are too short to accurately describe the subject matter

I can see what they were going for but the titles do not match the paragraphs well enough for me

misleading titles, for things presented as myths, (with corrections in parenthesis):

• Multiple personalities (exists as MPD)
• The Vomitorium (exists)
• Black holes (exists)
• Different tongue parts (exists)
• Left & right brain (exists)
• Evolution is a ‘theory’ (true)

I’d write these as:

• Schizophrenia does/should not mean multiple personalities
• People did not vomit in vomitoriums
• Black holes are not literal holes*
• The tongue does not taste in distinct places
• Both brain hemispheres can learn the same functions/talents
• Evolution matches our current data the best; scientific theories are not just conjecture**

*I don’t think this is really correct either, but that is an issue outside of the scope of just the titles

**I am not too confident on this rewrite, I’m not sure I could make it short and have good quality, but you could go with either side of the semicolon for a shorter single title

There were other issues I had with the titles, but I felt that I was too unsure about them to present them here

TF2 but it’s inverted (he is the only one that can be trusted with a motor vehicle)

ultra rare PDA mention just dropped

I don’t get it, what does burger have to do with snake