rafflesia [she/her, doe/deer]

how long before they change the logo to a swastika

Death to America

Writing business emails:

Dearest almighty Mr. Smith, your excellency the radiant, I have the audacity and shamelessness to come before you seeking the privilege of not only an audience but to make demands of you that I will endeavor to deliver humbly as I am but a lowly worm. [digital genuflection continues for several paragraphs]

Receiving business emails:

hey, (wrong name). well? [blurry screenshot of a pdf]