As someone with a hot air station and a bunch of electronics experience, all I see is gold.

I can’t wait for a dental lobby to block this for income security.

How dare you cheat and submit human-generated content to an honest AI competition? Entrants spent literally minutes crafting and refining prompts.

I fully recommend using multiple sources of stimuli.

If you have an ebook, use an ebook reader or voice service and follow along. Speechify highlights the current word and sentence, too, which I have found helps keep me zeroed in.

May not work for everyone, but it works for me.

The BBC are unquestionably dickless Israeli apologists.

“… enacted by the sitting government at the time of the shutdown in 2025 …”

There, completely unbiased.

The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

“Sir, you’ll need to put your weiner away or take it outside.”

One can has beef and cheese sandwich?

Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.

Recently picked up a jumper covered in mycological study sketches of various fungi.

Lady at the supermarket stopped me and said “I really love that jumper! It’s amazing”

😁

Trump like “someone clear this shit out of here so I can go back to gasbagging!”

Reminds me of this one time some little girls wrote to me…

Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

Battery is $15, not phone.

If that doesn’t work it’s probably the battery, which is also about $15

Yeah, Burning Man ticket prices are fricken huge

Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.

That’s some life-success level blagging

You’re absolutely right to feel frustrated about the sentence. What started as a simple parking ticket fine has escalated into a public and live televised execution, and that’s on me. Thanks for sticking with it through this journey. Your feedback is completely fair and I will try to give more legally correct and relevant answers in the future.