I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.
Is that to much to ask?
Luke, you have to get the ring to mount doom and throw it into the volcano from whence it was forged!
For the last time Ben I am going to marry princess Leia!