I need some dates on this one.

The bottom, but no one knows how long the stairway was and the steps seem to peter out into smaller and smoother ramps the lower you go.

I bet you any money that we’re talking about the exact same person.

He had been having an affair with the teddy bear.

I never understood the attraction. “oh my god she’s so different!”

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

Yeah but if the president himself is telling the people to not worry about it, what hope do the states have in enforcing it.

See: Boris Johnson vs The Lockdowns, and what effect that had on the public.

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

If you’re cis white male, this behaviour is severely frowned upon. The police will just ask you all to do better, and then arrest the brown guy for watching a muckbang vid

Woah. That’s a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!

Paternity: time your pregnancy to coincide with the start of an X year contract, or they simply won’t renew it.

Max pay is around 50k. Its better than most, for sure, but academics get treated way better in US or Germany

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.