That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Spider-Jackets, so hot right now

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream

You just need the right cape

Supposedly, the producers wanted Lucifer to show up in a spiked collar and BDSM leather gear. Peter was the one that said no, he should be wearing all white. He still thinks himself an angel, no matter how much he’s fallen.

chef’s kiss

You really have to see how it resonates with them

Legacy Of Kain: Defiance is the closest we’ll ever get ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Still love all those games, though

You gotta change that book to encyclopedia size. The amount of shenanigans you can’t explain without going into the other tomfoolery Amy Hennig and the rest of those wacky geniuses came up with…

Finally, Dark Souls IIII

And that’s why the medical term for boner-not-go-awayer is “priapism”

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

I’m just crushing turts

I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

I’m not one for political violence, but I hope he gets the skin of his hand pinched in a u-lock

I am currently both. But I slack because I am the go-to guy for knowledge, not doing

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

This doesn’t need to be printed on your average merchandising. This needs to be on a fucking billboard.

Edit: edit to avoid keyword scouring bots from stealing & spamming merch. Idk if they can do that but you’re probably the #1 artist I’d hate to see it happen to

get in the flex neshus, shinji