Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days ago

A team of 1000 people trained to fly anywhere at a moments notice and yell BOOOYAH!

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A team of 1000 people trained to fly anywhere at a moments notice and yell BOOOYAH!

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days ago

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SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba

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A counter top Roomba for crumbs called Crumba

SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 days ago

Step 1: Collect Bat Guano Step 2: Harvest for Potassium Step 3: Profit!

www.researchgate.net

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Step 1: Collect Bat Guano Step 2: Harvest for Potassium Step 3: Profit!

www.researchgate.net

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 8 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 8 days ago

Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

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Beef Stroking Off: Beef Stroganoff flavored lubricant

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 8 days ago

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RmDebArc_:tux:@toot.io · 9 days ago

Idea: Comedy subscription were you get the setup for free but have to pay for the punch line

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Idea: Comedy subscription were you get the setup for free but have to pay for the punch line

RmDebArc_:tux:@toot.io · 9 days ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 10 days ago

Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

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Raise 300 million for a new platform, of platforms.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 10 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 20 days ago

Dune sandworm thumpers to annoy neighbouring apartments

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Dune sandworm thumpers to annoy neighbouring apartments

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 20 days ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

www.theverge.com

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A Twitter-like app where you are the only actual user and every other "user" is an AI bot.

www.theverge.com

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

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Recreate the old Shakeweight commercial but for really massive people

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

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Freezers with hidden compartments to hide your ice cream from family...

starlord@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

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VariPay: Surge-based salary calculator for HR

fubarx@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

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Todd Bonzalez@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right.

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A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right.

Todd Bonzalez@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt

www.bleepingcomputer.com

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New Idea. Start a Bitcoin ATM company with chocolate bitcoins. can't miss! #Thinking out of the box. #Game changer. #disrupt

www.bleepingcomputer.com

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Ethically sourced human skulls MLM

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Ethically sourced human skulls MLM

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?

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Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with?

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

Rain powered car

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Rain powered car

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vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 months ago

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing.

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Forget Crypto. This is the next big thing.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Animal carcass blockchain partnership with Alibaba to pay Jack Ma's Ransom. Can't miss. Sure fire game changer.

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Animal carcass blockchain partnership with Alibaba to pay Jack Ma's Ransom. Can't miss. Sure fire game changer.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

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Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

A Harley Davidson line of merchandise targetted at people who don't own motorcycles that says "The only hog I'm riding is your mom".

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A Harley Davidson line of merchandise targetted at people who don't own motorcycles that says "The only hog I'm riding is your mom".

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 3 months ago

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