• AllNewTypeFace
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    2 months ago

    Murdering your wife is one of those things that, no matter what else you achieve in your life, people will say “there goes Hans the wife murderer”. Even if you only ever murdered one wife and have shown no signs of making a habit of it.

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      You see that bridge over there? I built that with my own two hands. But do they call me Hans the bridge builder? No…

      You see the town hall building on the hill? I laid every one of those bricks. But do they call me Hans the bricklayer? No…

      But you shag one sheep…

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      2 months ago

      I will never get a kick out of the abrupt turn to his wikipedia entry