• dumbassEnglish
    3·
    2 months ago

    I was sitting on my outside toilet with the door open once and a lil snek like this popped its head through the door, I jumped six foot, the snake jumped six foot and bailed back where it came from, I don’t know who was more scared of the other.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
      2·
      2 months ago

      Snake, probably: “Jesus Christ! Lock the door, dumbass!”