Is your spirit animal a gatekeeper?

This comment would have been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word, grow up!

Pen and Teller’s Desert Bus game. I’d make a Faithfull remake of it down to the amount of time it takes to complete.

So what you’re saying is, everything that’s wrong with the world right now is Vince Russo’s fault?

Yeah, a real assistant would help me find the porn I need.

Is she gunning for a second Australian of the year award?

I knew a guy who looked exactly like him, he was this intelligent, weirdly intense but simultaneously one of the most chill person I’ve known.

I’d go visit him and he’d be mowing his back lawn using a small one handed scythe, most his backyard was grass and he didn’t own any other form of mower, so he’d sit there for half the night on his hands and knees mowing his lawn, he also slept out there in a small tent made out of sticks and some sheets.

Nah, Super Troopers is a Police Film, so it’s honour and name hasn’t been tarnished.

I wouldn’t disrespect Super Troopers, I’m a dumbass not a fucking idiot.

Acceptance in a dumb dad joke way. Not all dad jokes hit, but for an instant reaction that’s pretty accepting, could have been way worse for them.

I’d take a bad taste dad joke over being ostracized by them.

Chatgpt being a disappointing prude again.

Lol, dumbass.

I dunno, but people sure love calling me it all the time.

I killed it, it new too much.

Subway, eat fresh.

Yeah thats not gonna ruffle any feathers at all lol.

I wonder who he’s talking about?

No worries, MedicPigBabySaver.

Ohh I know how much you post, half my comments are on your posts lol.

We should call them McNazis

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You don’t even have to comment anything of substance, I just make shitty jokes all the time and say dumb shit. Just don’t be a dick when you’re doing it.