Someone’s Christmas wish is gonna come true.

Oooooookay then.

Nah Russia’s in a war crimes competition with Israel now.

See what happens when you don’t tread on them!

Looks like he’s a weird humanoid Muppet where the torsos the face.

Are you planing on breaking physics? If so, could you bring it up a few months.

Sometimes I think we should let scientists fuck with the genetics of plants to make cool weird new food, like they have to be sold in their own shop. You could modify the way it reproduces so it can’t fuck up regular crops and we could have awesome corbs or make everything into a tomato form keeping the original plants flavour.

Let’s get freaky with our food.

While telling them all what to do.

Cheers for making me think about trumps limp dick, I didn’t feel like eating this week anyway.

You’re making a lot of assumptions based off nothing.

I contacted my phone company about them and they just went " There’s nothing we can do so just block them".

They’re using your fucking system, do something about it!

Phew I’m straight then.

I got two junkie family members I’d like to try this out on.

That’s a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

Wish my family would understand this, I had to buy a large property so I could turn half of it into a large pond, just to keep these bastards they keep giving me alive.

That’s how Earth likes it though, she likes a spicy hotdog.

When I was a mod on Reddit we had a slack channel, one of the new mods got outed and shamed for a post where they were a dick at a show, the sub turned on them so we had to remove them, the head mod scolded them while we were all silent watching, it felt like we were kids hiding on the top of the stairs watching a sibling get scolded.

I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

Everyone knows that Carl Caviar calls the shots.

Nah I’m right.