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minus-squareLongLive@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-219 hours agoNow arm the Amazon. No! Not that Amazon! No, not that Amazon either. Yes, the trees get machetes. No, that won’t backfire. Well make the trees stop hitting their competitors. What do you mean Brazil legalized shooting the trees in self defense?
minus-squaredumbasslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days ago The only way to stop a bad tree with a knife is a good tree with a knife.
Now arm the Amazon.
No! Not that Amazon!
No, not that Amazon either.
Yes, the trees get machetes.
No, that won’t backfire.
Well make the trees stop hitting their competitors.
What do you mean Brazil legalized shooting the trees in self defense?