“I am charlie the special kitty and I have accended beyond the transcendental planes of existance pap-pap. I have seen beyond the veil of the cosmic dream and hunted the mice that hide in nothingness. My kind were here before the sapience of apes began and we will remain after its end. We have forseen the treachery of the oroboros and are destined to bite its head off to remove the tail.”

“Whos a pretty girl? Yes that’s right she is, she is!” * chin scritch scratch *

“Curse you pap-pap your kind’s mind is not yet advanced enough to reach the cosmic communication netw- oooh yes the scritch scratch”