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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前

Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness, multiple friends confirmed.

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That’s because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.
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  How do you know what I do on my weekends?
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    You at least know there’s a weekend
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      It’s easy when every day’s a weekend!
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        That’s gotta count for something, right?

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