SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1492arrow-down112
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minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 day agoWho are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
minus-squarepuchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up41·1 day agoThat’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 hours agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoYou should check out bars near Navy harbors.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoI have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11
Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.
That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.
I know two letters, O and S.
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…
You should check out bars near Navy harbors.
I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11