𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1250arrow-down1message-squareIf you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoMe: “but Subaru doesn’t make buses, dad. and you can’t be a bus, they aren’t sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?” Dad: “no you see, Subaru backwards i-” Me: “this is why mom left you” Halo announcer: “Betrayal!”
Me: “but Subaru doesn’t make buses, dad. and you can’t be a bus, they aren’t sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?”
Dad: “no you see, Subaru backwards i-”
Me: “this is why mom left you”
Halo announcer: “Betrayal!”