ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down113
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-22 days agoFriends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoEhh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
I need to do some research on this