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minus-square_bcron_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·3 days agoA chicken is botanically a fruit if you’re high enough to contemplate such things
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days agoNah I get it. The seeds are on the inside of the chicken. I mean I’m also high, but I get it
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoBookmarking this comment for later when I’m blazed.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWhat if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoGet a stool? (If that’s not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)
minus-square_bcron_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days agoI honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoA stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer- “Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?” They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoIf a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?
A chicken is botanically a fruit if you’re high enough to contemplate such things
Nah I get it. The seeds are on the inside of the chicken. I mean I’m also high, but I get it
Bookmarking this comment for later when I’m blazed.
What if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?
Get a stool?
(If that’s not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)
I honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation
A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-
“Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”
They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”
If a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?