utter dickhead
Keir has been so much worse than I could’ve imagined. Next time, someone stop me from voting labour.
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It’s all a bit. This whole island is one big bit.
Now that the UK is deindustrialised and not subject to EU regulation, American capital can freely devour its corpse.
and this Wallace and Gromit looking fuck is going to make sure of it
I tried!
I don’t blame anyone for voting Labour, especially considering the lack of alternatives, but Starmer’s whole pitch since he became leader has been “Don’t worry, I am incredibly right wing, and I solemnly swear to the British People that I will be the biggest removed imaginable in every way”
“Don’t worry, I am incredibly right wing, and I solemnly swear to the British People that I will be the biggest removed imaginable in every way”
Brits:
Oh cool. The UK gets its own Biden
Genuinely far far worse than Biden. Biden at least pretended to make peace with the party left.
“people” being large capitalists
The wealth will trickle down.Tiny little trickles that’ll be taxed back to the top again.
Next time, someone stop me from voting labour.
I bloody told you not to!
I’m determined to deliver growth, create wealth, and put more money people’s pockets
Which people’s pock-oh I see…Blackrock’s…UK doubling down on being an international-money-laundering-based economy.
This makes me want to… play minecraft.
Instead of Jezza, Brits have this clown?
Someone boo this man.
I’ve never heard Sir Keir Starmer speak so I read this is Milo from Trashfuture’s impersonation of him. Also Keir is a name I’ve never seen before as a Usian
Same, I’ve only ever heard the Milo impression so when I finally do hear his real voice I imagine it will seem like an impression
(edited out comment which was basically retelling the same joke you made but agreeing with you that actually yes Milo’s voice fits Keir better
he sounds like if a penis had a blocked nose
well if it isn’t Mr Bobson Dugnutt himself
He is named after Keir Hardie, a socialist and founder of the Labour party. He of course does not deserve that so he’s often called Keith here.
Also Keir is a name I’ve never seen before as a Usian
It’s Gaelic name mostly used in Scotland.
The contradictions are becoming more and more pronounced as the remaining hotels on the monopoly board are sucked up. Nobody got no money. It’s all gonna break
I like Corbyn, but godamn he’s genuinely too nice of a guy to be able to survive in bourgeois politics. When Corbyn had all the momentum he should’ve purged this fucker and all his fellow Blairites. Once this fucker took power, he purged Corbyn and a ton of Left Labour.
Y’know, I’m not often moved to believing we should bring back crucifixion as an execution tactic.
But goddamn do politicians belong on crosses.
