“You Must Construct Additional Pylons”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science
The Thing. You come across a guy that’s infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says
“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.”
And proceeds to blow his own brains out.
Boss move. Much respect.
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
WOLOLO
“I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE”
Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
A woman’s place is in the garage, fixing cars!
Oh. It’s you.
You will pay for this in time.
Like Mario and Princess Beach.
“They were all dead …”
First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something
Boy!
This cannot continue.
Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.
~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004
This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?
~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001
« War makes men mad »…
Zug zug
Awe, more work?
“Ahhh, fresh meat”
Diablo 1
"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!
WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"
Protect the pilot
50,000 people used to live 'ere, …
The days when it was simple :(
“You must gather your party before venturing forth!”