I came up with this question right after I wanted to take apart a microwave to see why it wasn’t heating anything before I remembered that that’s a very, VERY bad idea

  • dumbass
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    16 hours ago

    If you’re gonna take a washing machine apart and you cut all the wires, make sure you cut the main electrical plug off as well or your dumbass son (me) will plug it in and electrocute himself with it.

    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 hours ago

      and electrocute himself with it.

      Um, aktschully, you shocked yourself. If you electrocuted yourself, you would be dead.

       

      WAIT. UNLESS YOU DID DIE. DOES THAT MAKE YOU A GHOST?!!! A GHOST THAT CAN TYPE ON KEYBOARDS!!! AMAZING!!!

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        10 hours ago

        Yes, I am a ghost, I don’t type I just yell at it I till something happens, it’s exhausting.