N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1232arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·9 hours agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 hours agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·9 hours ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”