Epic got their big break by ripping off and trying to out-Quake Quake. I’m not sure they were ever brave enough to even have an original idea.

Gonna roll everything up into a fucking star.

The only thing I can guess what the fuck he even means by this is that it’s insanely easy to get popular on Instagram; you really just need to hit it 3 times to win.

If I was comparing SM to video games:

Reddit would be GTAV Online because it looks really fun until you actually start playing it a while and realize how fucking abysmal it truly is.

Twitter would be whatever the current most popular mobile bullshit is. Everyone plays it, but nobody would ever say it’s actually fun.

InstaGram is Pokemon Snap.

Every toothpaste being approved by the same 9 dentists, while the 10th is screaming “it’s just foaming agents and mint flavor! It doesn’t do anything!”

Deprogram them from what, exactly? From not being hateful little shits that wanna get rid of everything and everyone that isn’t exactly like them?

I can practically hear his little goblin chuckle.

If I upgrade my machine, I am keeping TPM disabled. I don’t want Windows 11.

I mean, I might say the same thing if I was also running for president.

“Everyone but me sucks! Vote for me!”

It’s true.

I’m a non-decent human (but a good dog) and I think Ubisoft games are soulless garbage.

Hell yeah. Salute Your Shorts 😃

I don’t even recognize the last one with O’Brien and Bashir. When the hell did they do a Gilligan’s Island holodeck episode? 🤔

A teacher of mine had similar rules in highschool, and I remember one girl brought a fucking scroll that unfurled down to the floor.

I was interested when I heard it was going to be a musical.

I was turned off when I found it was just licensed music and would not have any original songs. Like… What’s the point of making a musical if you’re not gonna make new songs specifically for the story?

It means he likes to have lots of NSA sex without a condom.

Really? Can you fit in the AC vents to poop in there?

But there would be 20k testicles.

Because online, people only talk about those things.

In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you’re not looking.

I feel like this wouldn’t work out so well for the ruffians in the pinata when people start bashing it in with sticks. When the Greeks did it in Troy, the Trojans didn’t think to smash the horse with sticks.

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.