Hey fast food workers who work the fries, I don’t give a fuck if you hate salt, put the correct damn amount of salt on my fries, I don’t want to taste the concept of having salt on my fries! No, I want my fries to remove all liquid from my mouth so I can guzzle down my flavoured sugar water!

You’re not making me healthier by lowering my salt intake, it’s fast food! I took all the veg off my burger and doubled the cheese! Now give me my salty chips god damn you!