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It’s-a Luigi Time!
“Bet you can’t end world hunger”
“Excuse me?”
“So, Bezos was right?”
“Now listen here you little shit…”
“Can I have a dollar?”
If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I’d wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,
“Can I have another dollar?”
And then do this on repeat until he stops.
“No sorry, I only carry hundred dollar notes with me.”
Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?
“What the fuck, dude.”
Can I ask the question with my ass? I would rip the loudest, wettest, stankiest fart and then blame it on him.
Show him this picture and just ask “Why?”.
“Matrix”
“Trump surrounds himself with Yes Men who constantly just kiss his ass… Is that why you two get along so well?”
Or on a more realistic note I’d ask him about climate change and try to understand what twisted logic he’s using to justify his actions.
You’re giving him too much time to explain his stupidity.
The only question I’d have for someone like him is.
“Do you think even the worst person can change…? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?” And then I’d try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.
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Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best
Just a normal train, but it has RGB lights and a touchscreen on each seat…
No talking, just violence.
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”
No this can’t be right, Mr poopy butthole is a good and likable character.
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
“Have you ever done something good that didn’t have any benefit for yourself?”
The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.
He’s got too much of a savior complex for that to work. His view would be that any good for himself is by definition good for everyone on net.
I’m reminded of that Sam Altman quote “Elon desperately wants the world to be saved. But only if he can be the one to save it."
Oh I don’t think it would change his mind, it would be for my own amusement. I doubt even Jesus Christ reincarnated could change his sad existence.
Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
