How many do you think they could take on in a single wave?

The rules being either one has to die and the kid has agroed the chimpanzees. The child is in their house and has the same resources and prep time.

Bonus: here is the Wikipedia page about the Gombe Chimpanzee War.

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
    11·
    4 days ago

    Based on the way chimpanzees fight, and given their overwhelming strength advantage, any of the McCallister kids would simply be mauled to death.

    • CorrodedOPEnglish
      1·
      2 days ago

      You don’t think they could take down one?

      • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 days ago

        During attacks, chimps will target a person’s face, hands, feet and genitals. The Jane Goodall Institute UK noted that pet chimpanzees are destructive and too dangerous to be kept as part of the family, and that it is difficult to keep them stimulated and satisfied in a human environment.Apr 7, 2021

        No.