Welcome to the Melbourne Community Daily Discussion Thread.
It’s so purdy
Here’s a photo of its bum for all the perverts
That is a fine ass!
Aww yeh bby
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That’s as clean as it’s ever going to be.
That thing needs mud!
That’s the shot I was looking for. XT 👍
ooooo that’s got the good kind of transformer vibe
EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE
No more chap laps for you!
Do you get to keep the bow?
Sadly no lol
Nice colour!
It is! I had to tinker with the photo on my phone to try and get it to look like what it actually looks like and it’s still not exactly the same as in person, but it’s pretty close
Shoulda got white. science going into hawt.
NEW CAR DAY
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Sick skides! 🏎🏎
And I’m out ☝️bowled out by a covid ball. I had a good innings though. Just gonna rest up and try not to cough a shit out.
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Thank you
Hope you feel better soon and it doesn’t last for too long.
Thank you.
hugs , take care 🍋🍯🥃
Thank you
Had an attempted break-in last night. Bit of a worry.
There goes my sleep for the next while.
Maybe borrow a dog for a while. Hambam? I would imagine being licked to death by a border collie would be enough to discourage even the most ardent feef.
I could send Misha. Ain’t nothing like having ten ton of fat bitch coming at you convinced you have cheese
(she thinks everyone has cheese. And its hers by divine right)
I’d actually think Butters would be a better bet.
But jeez waking up to that is going to throw me for a bit.
If you scared the everloving shit out of them, they won’t be back.
I’m sorry mate. I’ve had cooked people repeatedly try to get into mine before and it is an awful hypervigilant feeling.
Time to Home Alone it? Whatever makes you feel better. Perhaps with luck a pile of pots and pans in front of the entry point will alert neighbours/break the intruder’s neck.
Someone came into the office today with a fairly nasty cough.
They were asked to go work from home about 15 minutes later.
They started protesting ‘But I’m already here and it took me an hour to get to work!!’
The absolute fucking brainless audacity of this moron…
At least someone told them to go home. Been in a workplace where the boss didn’t care. Everyone kept getting sick from this guy who would refuse to stay home when sick.
The DT hath spoken. I shall request extra pay.
I’ll get a day-in-lieu anyway because I’m working cup day. Noice!
And then after you get paid you can treat yourself to something nice and save the rest.
she really deserves it 💗😊🤗
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Ooo yess I have been meaning to get a set of usb-c headphones. 💜
Patted this seemingly friendly boi while visiting a friend (stray/neighbourhood cats are common in this country), he was enthusiastically rubbing himself all over me and enjoyed being picked up by my friend, but once I scritched his cheek he loved it for 2.5 seconds and then flipped a switch and gave my hand a very deep chomp that literally struck a nerve 🥲 went to a GP just to be sure and got some oral and topical antibiotics.
I have been having shit luck with cats here this time which is sad.
Name does not check out 😢
Almost. In this case Just_bitten.
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jeeeesus christ I got fisted by freddy work-wise today.
I’m gonna eat a wheel of brie in the bathtub
Now there’s a double image! 👀
So last night’s attempted home invasion has brought me to bringing a golf club to bed. I have chosen a 5 iron.
But seriously worrying about this shit was not on my 2023 bingo card.
So I’m now in the process of working out how much paranoia is healthy. Like do you set up a little random timer for a light(s), a camera would be pointless after the fact. The motion sensor out the front works but wasn’t a deterrent.
Rationally, statistically it’s not common. Seeing it first hand is making me irrational.
I had an attempted break in a few years ago during the day. They ran when they saw me appeared at the window. Never returned. If the attempted home invasion was more of a thief nature rather than a robbery nature I’d say you’ll be fine.
What you need to do is set up some speakers and a German shepherd/ rottweiller sound track on your phone. You hear a noise, you press play.
Cameras can sometimes be a deterrant, and the ones you can see through an app on your phone can quickly reassure you that a sound was just a possum. Or can let you know if there’s anyone sus outside, giving you the jump to get out the back door and/or call the cops.
Give yourself a break. You’ve been through a shaking experience and don’t need to beat yourself up about your reactions
Halp. I haz hit a wall.
Send coffee, pls.
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Did you apologize to the wall
Haha, I did not.
Playing around with the vplates website for a laugh (I can’t see me bothering with custom plates) and this is available for someone who wants to express their road rage through their plates:
fuck you's transliteration in my language is available
I wanna put this on my pushbike
Definitely feeling the new job fatigue today, and having “oh my god this is real” anxiety.
Haha fuck me… I ordered uber eats IMMEDIATELY FORGOT that I did and went for a nap. The notifications from the app somehow didn’t wake me up.
Edit: decided fuck this I’m going to the pub
oh god oh god oh god oh god.
To quote:
Can you please send us a screenshot of the “Hostname” you are referring to?
…Why do I have to explain to the support team for networking equipment what a fuggen hostname is?
That’s a worry……
I’m so tired of trying to be positive all the time. There’s now actually a genuinely shitty attitude bleeding through because I can’t seem to be treated respectfully or catch a break.
It’s been a bad day.
brings you pizza pockets and fat cats who like to sit on people
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hugs
Sending you hugs and cheese. Cheese makes things feel better, even just for a little while.
