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minus-squareThe Pantser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up214·7 days agoPolice just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
minus-squarepotoo22@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-27 days agoSo like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoMaybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
minus-squarefrigidaphelion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoWhat if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoIt’s actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 days agoI can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoBigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-26 days agoPfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
minus-squareDontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 days agoOh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon. Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
minus-squareoctopus_ink@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 days agoI like to think that some version of this conversation took place: “Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?” “Why wouldn’t we?” “Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.” “It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.” “As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”
Police just released more footage of the alleged perpetrator.
So like a human-sized, human-shaped Bigfoot
Maybe almost human shaped, I’d say the arms are curiously long for a regular human and the torso is much bulkier than our’s, but I am no expert on human or bigfoot anatomy.
What if all along bigfoot was just a dude who had big feet??
It’s actually just an averagely hairy Turkish man.
I can’t believe that in 2025 people still believe in Bigfoot. That is so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
Bigfoot is just his last name. Larry Bigfoot. He plays cello.
Pfffft! That’s obviously a wendigo having a bad hair day.
Oh shit. That looks like me and I live in Oregon.
Brb, gotta go bury some stuff…
(Including myself)
I like to think that some version of this conversation took place:
“Chief, should we release this security footage to the press?”
“Why wouldn’t we?”
“Well, it looks like bigfoot. Like a bigfoot scam video.”
“It sure does. But if we don’t release it, they’ll say we’re suppressing it.”
“As long as you are prepared for the jokes and memes, Sir.”