Cows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 months agoI'll just be a quick 3hsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up11.23Karrow-down110
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minus-squarefosforus@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up82·edit-211 months agoDump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you’ll have your answer in 2 hours max.
minus-squareCows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·11 months agoThanks, I’ll tell the client it’ll be ready in 2h.
minus-squarecypherix93@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·11 months agoMr. Manager calling from a group Hi everyone, I know we’re all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·edit-211 months agoNo, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?
Dump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you’ll have your answer in 2 hours max.
Thanks, I’ll tell the client it’ll be ready in 2h.
Mr. Manager calling from a group
Hi everyone, I know we’re all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?
No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?
Two thousand GPUs